
Before
the Thin
Man
The Prequel to Dashiell Hammett’s The Thin Man
This novel’s story and characters are fictitious and any similarities to real persons, living or deceased, are purely coincidental. Although certain long standing institutions, businesses, agencies, and public offices may be mentioned, the characters involved and story are wholly imaginary.
© 2018 Cris A. Cannon. All Rights Reserved
For Linda
CHAPTER 1
I was sitting at my regular table at a speakeasy on Fifty-Second Street waiting to meet up with Clyde Wynant. He called me earlier in the week telling me something about a business deal gone sour, and his new business partner running aground. He wanted to see me to consult about his options and learn what he should already know about his new colleague. I don’t usually get involved in these sort of matters but I’ve known Clyde for some time and he’s a good customer. I tried to tell him on the phone he would probably be wasting his time and money and just bail out of this thing while he could. His lawyer, Herbert Macauley, was going to meet with us too. He’s an old army buddy of mine from the war and has brought me plenty of business with several of his other clients. My bourbon arrived by the time Clyde had walked in and took off his coat and hat. He walked over when I waved and as he pulled his chair out, I sampled my drink.
“Nick, how’ve ya’ been?
“I can’t complain Clyde. Especially now that my drink order came out. What are you having?”
“Did Macauley fill you in?”
“More or less.”
“Good. I’ll try to fill in the details without taking up the rest of your day.”
“Slow down Clyde, we’re not in that much of a hurry. What are you drinking?”
“What are you having?”
“Bourbon.”
“Sounds good to me.” he said.
“Neat, with water, soda, any particular pedigree?”
“Just the same as you, thanks.”
I waved over to the bartender and raised my glass letting them know to send over another.
“So, how did this start?” I asked.
“Well, you know about some of my projects. Mostly in metallurgy and precious metals smelting and alloying processes.”
“Well, sort of.”
“Anyway, I was working on a project using silver in a photographic process-” he said. After a short pause he restarted. “Never mind all that. To make a long story short, I was working on a new thing for the dental field using radiation to image patients’ mouths. It basically miniaturizes the photographic plate so it will fit in the mouth. The main thing I was working on is the silver based emulsion used in the slide.”
“Okay,” I said, not really clear about what he was going on about.
“A Chicago dentist by the name of Dwight Rosewood called me not too long ago. He told me he read about my experiments in the science and trade journals and wanted to contact me about trial runs and possibly partnering with me as a consultant, and with financing too. I thought it sounded like a good idea at the time.”
“I take it, it wasn’t such a good idea after all.”
“You take it right.”
“Clyde, did you do any checking on this guy before you got in too deep?”
“Well, you see—”
“That’s what I thought. You know you can’t just jump into things like this.”
As Clyde began to explain further I noticed Macauley at the door. He was checking his coat and hat. Then I saw Mimi walk in and start yipping at him like an angry Chihuahua. It was apparent this confrontation had started outside and she followed him in refusing to be ignored. All I could think of was ‘Poor Man’. I said to Wynant, “Never mind right now.”
“What?”
“Look Clyde, you’ve got to go. And I mean now.”
“What!?”
“Mimi just walked in and she’s got Macauley cornered. She must have stalked him and followed him in. They didn’t walk in together.” I leaned in close. “She must be hunting you.”
“I’m not running from her.”
“Yes you are. We don’t have time for your house keeping troubles and quite frankly, I’m not sticking around to watch you two dance around the May Pole. I don’t care how many girlfriends you have or boyfriends she has, or vice versa, and I sure don’t want to sit here and listen to you two go over it. If you want to talk to me and Mac go duck in the men’s room now. When we get rid of her we’ll get you. Then we’ll finish our real business here.”
“Alright” he said as he glanced back in her direction and eased his chair back from the table. He seemed to strain to walk slowly and blend with the other patrons as he egressed toward the end of the bar.
As Clyde slinked off one way Macauley approached from the other. Mimi still nipping at Mac’s heels. She was so wound up and snapping at Mac she never noticed Clyde making his retreat. As they approached I stood and extended a hand. “Herbert… Herbert Macauley, it’s good to see you again. How’ve you been?”
“Well, hello Nick. Small world bumping into you here.”
“Yes, isn’t it?” I said. “Won’t you pull up a chair?”
Mimi stood quiet now but was shooting daggers at me with her eyes. “Well if it isn’t Nick Charles. Aren’t you going to say anything to me?”
“Why?”
“Oh! I never!” she huffed.
“Oh yes Mimi, you have too,” I replied.
“I will not stand here and be insulted like that,” she said, crossing her arms.
“Well then Mimi, bye.”
She stomped one foot on the floor, spun on her heels, and stormed back out the front door. As she made her way off, Herbert and I settled back into our chairs.
“Thanks for rescuing me Nick.”
“Think nothing of it. I’m glad she’s gone too. What did Clyde ever see in that woman?”
“Where is he?”
“I gave him an early warning and he ducked out. I told him we would get him out of the men’s room when the coast was clear. What are you drinking?”
“What are you having?”
“Bourbon.”
“Sounds good to me,” he said.
I waved over to the bar and raised my glass letting them know to send over yet another, only this time I raised two fingers. I needed a refill. “We’ll let Clyde sweat it out for a minute. Serves him right for getting us in the middle of his headache.”
“You must mean nightmare. Besides that, there’s another client I wanted to talk with you about anyway. I think I need your help on this one too.”
“Okay, fire away.”
“We really don’t have the time to go into here like I need to,” he said. “For now I guess we really should get Wynant out of the men’s room. Call my office and have Miss Jacobs set up a meeting. That way we won’t be bothered by other things and I can go over it with you without distractions.”
“I guess you’re right.”
“When do you think you can you drop by?”
“You name it Mac. I can always work you in.”
“Will do. Do you think we should get Clyde back out here?”
I raised my glass, half hearing him, and was somewhat dreading getting Clyde. Knowing how he is I wasn’t sure what tales he had in store for us. “I’ll go get him. You enjoy the drink for a peaceful minute. Then we’ll listen to the old bird beat his gums again.”
Sticking my head in the men’s room I called out, “Clyde!”
“Is she gone?” he asked as he emerged from a stall.
“Come on Clyde. Let’s go back out to the table. Mac’s waiting on us.”
“Okay.”
When we finally got settled in I asked Clyde to fill us in on his situation again. “Okay, now tell us about this Rosewood fella. You said he was a doctor?”
“He’s a dentist.”
“Right.”
“He phoned my office several weeks ago from Chicago. He left a message with Julia-”
“Julia? Julia Wolf? Is she still around?”
Macauley interjected, “She’s Clyde’s secretary now.”
“Oh, I see. That’s what we’re calling it these days?”
“I thought you didn’t care about—”
“I don’t Clyde. Go ahead with your story.”
“Anyway, he left a message with her saying he was interested in my project. When I finally found the time to call him back he verified knowing about my work from reading the journals. Looking back on it, I can’t remember anyone talking with me about it for such an article. But I can’t keep up with all that sort of stuff.”
“They probably didn’t. This is starting to sound just a little fishy to me already.”
Clyde went on for a little while longer running the story down to us until he got to the part where Rosewood said he was going to bomb his house and kill his family.
“Did you report this to the police, Clyde?” I asked.
“Well, no. I didn’t think they would believe me. Or it would do any good.”
“That may be, but you still should have let them know something. It, at least, needs to be on record. I know blowing up houses is no big deal but letting somebody know might help a little.”
“I guess you’re right.”
“If something did happen they’d at least have somewhere to start looking.”
“I see your point.”
“Look Clyde, you go down to the Precinct near your shop and get someone to write this up. Me and Mac will figure out what we need to do on our end, alright?”
As he stood, he said, “Thanks Charles, I’ll go ahead and get that done,” as he shook hands with Mac and me.
“We’ll be talking soon. Take care Clyde.”
Wynant made his way back out the door and Macauley and I sat back down.
“So Mac, what’s your take?”
“There could be something to this. The world is full of confidence men, you know.”
“Yeah. There is definitely no shortage of grifters. Hey, do you know anything about that so-called accountant Clyde’s got working for him? That, ah, ah-”
“Tanner. His name is Tanner.”
“That’s right. Tanner. What’s his story?” I asked.
“I’m not sure where he originally comes from, but he does have a bit of a record. And that secretary he’s taken on is no prize either.”
“The Wolf girl? He’s been seeing her on the side for a while.”
“Yeah. Julia Wolf. I’m not sure that’s even her real name.”
“I’m not either. What does Mimi think of all this monkey business? I mean, are they still under the same roof?”
“I think she’s already kicked him out. Not sure.”
“Oh, really. Wow. I didn’t think that would ever happen. They love to fight.”
“They’re still married but I don’t know for how much longer.”
“I guess Julia’s talents extend beyond typing and making coffee to rate getting hired. Clyde doesn’t need a secretary. He’s got Tanner working in the office.”
“I wouldn’t be surprised to find out if Tanner or Julia knows this Rosewood guy and they’re setting Clyde up. Or Tanner and Julia are both in it with Rosewood.”
“Clyde might eventually link Tanner to Rosewood, if they are working together, and it’s not too late. But, he’s not too bright when it comes to a smiling pretty face. I’m guessing Mimi knows this all too well too.”
“It would seem. She tries to use the same tricks, but with much less effect. And she’s just about the most incessant and garrulous women I’ve ever known.”
“You really don’t like her, do you?”
“What gave it away?”
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